May 2013
buttgenie:
sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website
uxiebunny:
IS A CHARACTER EVER SO ADORABLE THAT YOU FEEL LIKE THROWING A COMPLETE FIT AND FLIPPING TABLES AND THROWING THINGS AND SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HANDLE ALL THE CUTE
“…throw roses into the abyss and say: ‘here is my thanks to the monster who...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche. (via becauseimthemonster)
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
bananneli:
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
sullied:
i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally
allmymetaphors:
if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong
austingabe:
I want Danny to just w r e c k Ethan. Like emotionally and physically. I want him to ache when he’s away from Danny, n-e-e-d him by his side. I want him craving Danny’s touch and comfort to make him feel complete. I want him crying because he didn’t know it would be this way, and I want him begging for Danny to just come to their side quietly because he can’t kill him and he can’t...
ballpointpun:
If you tell me that you can use positive thinking and will power to cure depression and anxiety I will punch you in the throat (✿◠‿◠)
alphavenger:
can you imagine though if aiden and ethan fell in love with lydia and danny, like, forreal in love and left their pack and started doing everything to protect them, like, i can already picture deucalion sighing heavily and pinching the bridge of his nose like “fucking teenagers”
and then peter backflips into the room all “never underestimate the power of human loveeeee”, does a few...
cumsquats:
[tip toes out of a mutual follow]
bepeu:
what i learned in high school
you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
there is more than one kind of cool
if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
not all food is edible
who cares
ichinoue:
The thing is… even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it. even if you write out a dissertation explaining why my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it. even if the creator issued a statement tomorrow that said my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it. even if no one else in the universe ships my OTP, I will still ship it. You wanna know why?...
Abysmal Thoughts: batman-of-gotham-city:... →
batman-of-gotham-city:
drrtyfilthygorgeous:
only-slightly-insane:
finn-stagram:
orangemuses:
why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010
excuse me, this post is actually…
hiddles-batched:
destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:
saywheeeeee:
louistheking:
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.
#philosophy of the fanfic writers
skylargold:
itsvondell:
bedussey:
yo forreal though who was mad confused when they randomly decided to change up libby’s look from
to
halfway through jimmy neutron
like wtf was even up with that
didnt she figure out she was related to cleopatra in one episode and then wear her hair like that for the rest of the series because of it or was that just my jimmy neutron headcanon
no...
Reblog this if you've ever desperately, totally...
captain-kirks-perfect-hair:
I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
flanoirbunny:
you can ship two people of the same gender as a platonic “brotp” without being homophobic (ﾉ ◕ヮ ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
you can ship two people of the same gender romantically/sexually without being a queer fetishizer ✧・ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ヮ ◕ヽ)
you can ship two people of the same gender both platonically and romantically and oh my god stop automatically assuming someone’s ship choices are motivated by...
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
nintooner:
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
loungezombie:
i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
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Reasons I want to get my PhD
Dammit *insert name here* I’m a doctor not a *insert job here*
‘Calm down Ms.’ This is calm and it’s doctor
So I can call myself The Doctor
